The Infinite Monkey Theorem is Proven

The Infinite Monkey theorem states that given an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters, these monkeys all randomly hitting at the keys will eventually create a great novel.  This isn't a racist dig at Obama.  I'm NOT racist.  The theorem is legit.  This leads me to the vast number of ignoramuses that wander America.  Normally, our daily activities encounter limited ignoramus involvement.  The idiot driving slowly in the left lane of the highway.  The inconsiderate moron who parks too close to your car.  The loudmouth talking on a cell phone in a restaurant, movie, or seminar.  The dolt who wouldn't know a conspiracy theory from fact even if the fact were their middle name.  Luckily, the disorganization and random appearances of the ignorant have kept the rest of us relatively unaffected by their idiocy.  Until now...  The Infinite Monkey theorem has been tweaked and updated to the Infinite Ignoramus theorem.  The Infinite Ignoramus theorem states that given an infinite number of the ignorant, and some means by which to organize, they will vastly affect the rest of us in one fell swoop.  Ladies and gentleman...  I give you the ignorant and social networks.  The end result?  President Obama.  My ex magazine Fast Company had an article on one of the Facebook founders.  The article was of his role in getting Obama elected.  I won't dispute the role of Facebook in Obama's election.  The social network has proven formidable to get a message out.  Obama's Facebook page has many friends.  There are just so many interconnecting pieces in this whole social networking web.  An online message isn't necessarily an election day vote, but might be someday.  The ignorant are almost assured to be organized in coming elections as well.  Conservatives must get their message out to the crowds.

 

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