The state of Iowa court system recently ruled that gay marriage be allowed.  IA promptly changed their marriage certificates to no longer say "Husband and Wife" but instead "Party A and Party B."  The irony of this is simply amazing.  Marriage is one of the oldest institutions on Earth.  Traditional marriage is and always has been between a single man and single woman.  To change the definition in such a way just leaves the door open for far crazier things.  How long before "Party A" and "Party B" goes from being two men or two women, to a man and a dog, or woman and a goat?  You know what?  My pencils just love my pencil sharpener.  Perhaps my pencils should marry my pencil sharpener in some sort of polygamous ceremony?  Of course, the really good news in this story is reserved for peanut butter and chocolate.  These two love birds have been living in sin for far too long.  Now they can formalize their union and feel vindicated.  Oh well, at least there is one happy ending in this complete debacle.