Tech Saavy President Obama Spends Big at Glamour Shots for Ugly and Dateless Air Force One

Playboy magazine is synonymous with airbrushed models that grace the pages of their publication.  Air Force One is not only the private jet of the world's most powerful leader, it is a symbol of freedom.  Thanks to Obama, Air Force One is now a centerfold and center of controversy after a New York fly-by.  Apparently Air Force One is dateless this spring prom season and Obama wanted to help the old bird out.  Update Air Force One's image since Obama's is on the verge of collapse.  The idea was to get a picture of the giant private plane flying over the Statue of Liberty.  The mission cost around $300,000 depending what you read and likely ruined many times that amount in underwear as New Yorkers fled their office buildings.  I'm reminded of Political Débutante Meghan McCain ripping the GOP for not being tech savvy.  What about the DFL?  Ummm, has anyone ever heard of photoshop?  You listening Mr President?  You could have bought a lot of licenses for $300,000.  Just think of the all campaign materials your tech savvy hoards could have produced!  I wouldn't be surprised if Obama decides to stage other events.  Perhaps Obama could use old news footage of President Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech aboard the aircraft carrier (Kitty Hawk)?  Obama could insert himself, and change the sign from "MIssion Accomplished" to "We Love You Obama!"

 

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