President Obama has been dealing with a $1.4 trillion deficit the last year.  A grueling task for any President.  Now, the deficit is predicted to be $1.6 trillion this year.  Dick Morris has more here.  Obama has just been stressed about how to support the economy via more and more spending.  The pressure is even greater now as Democrats call for more spending to "ease" the pain.  Have no fear Obama!  The US Treasury is here!  The Treasury has been working on a Top Secret R&D project code named "Moral Intent."  This project has purportedly produced a Portable Money Press (PMP) for the $1,000 US currency denomination.  The Treasury brought back the $1,000 Greenback in order to enhance the PMP effectiveness.  The PMP fits nicely in Obama's carry on baggage should he require access during flight.  The ability of Obama to pre-print millions of dollars on his way to Democrat strongholds really enables more effective leadership.  A Treasury spokesperson confirms that, "The [PMP] enables the user to print up to $1 million per hour for a more granular economic impact.  It can even be used in parallel with other presses for higher volume.  A capability that enables even a state like MI to dare hope."  The portable money press will continue testing for now and should be available to the President within 30 days.  There are concerns that suspected counterfeiting countries such as North Korea will steal the design.  Or that China might steal the plans via cyber attack.  The US Treasury denied North Korea would acquire such technology.  The spokesperson also noted that the PMP will be manufactured in China under the "strictest controlled conditions."