President Obama agreed today to give Russia the launch codes of America's nuclear stockpile.  The agreement breaks a deadlock where Russia wouldn't agree to "try harder" to reduce their own nuclear stockpile unless they had the codes.  Obama was quick to praise the progress.  "Today, I was able to break a long standing deadlock with our better half,  Russia.  By giving Russia these insignificant launch codes, I have achieved unprecedented progress on nuclear peace.  This is in addition to already promised reductions in the imperialistic America's nuclear stockpile."  Have you crapped your pants yet?  That was about my reaction to this little nugget of treason.  So much for top secret military information.  We have devolved genetic mutations of the Three Stooges running this country.  Ugh!  Ugh!  Ugh!