Former Worse President Ever Fights To Regain Title

Ever since President Barack Obama's (D-IL) first year in office, former President Jimmy Carter (D-GA), has slowly slipped from worst President ever to a distant number two. Obama's complete destruction of the US economy, horrid energy policy, high unemployment, big $1.5 trillion budget deficits, bigger national debt, and nonexistent foreign policy have propelled Obama to the top.  The old peanut farmer from GA isn't going to put up with it any longer!  Carter has started his comeback to overtake the number one worse President ever.  Carter figures he still has the crazy 20% interest rates, 444 day hostage crisis, oil embargo, etc, to trump Obama's core failures.  Now Carter just needs that one gem to retake the lead.  Answer? Hey, let's go to North Korea and blast America's human rights abuses against a poor Communist dictatorship.  Ugh!  Is Carter kidding?  North Korea is a country that has been starving its own people for decades under Kim Jong-il.  The peasants boil the bark of trees to make soup for goodness sakes.  North Korea IS the human rights abuser!  Ugh!  Ugh!  Ugh!  Carter is such a stupid stupid stupid man.  Carter's impotence gave Iran 444 days of hostages.  President Reagan's (R-CA) simple election win in 1980 freed those hostages.  That is what strong leadership gets you.  Weak leadership gets you six of the WORSE years ever in America.  1976 to 1980, 2008 to present.  Ugh!  Why can't former Presidents just disappear from public life altogether?  Better yet, just leave office at will like President George Washington.  President Bush #1 & #2 generally have been private sans national crisis.  Carter is effectively the new "Hanoi Jane," except it is "Pyongyang Jim" this time.  We are so screwed...

 

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